More correctly, who attended More Science High School?

Tyler Durden, freelance pallbearer. I'm sure there must be many other graduates also, but the nature of the question doesn't really give me a clue which graduate you're after....

[from amazon.com 2016 article, no longer online]

Peorgie Tirebiter, of course.

I'd rather have gone to Commie Martyrs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Crush_That_Dwarf,_Hand_Me_the_Pliers

Tyler Durden is joking. More Science High SChool is fictional. Peorgie Tirebiter is the correct answer. The reference is the Firesign Theater Album "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers, released around 1972. This is a comedy album. "Commumist Martyrs High School" aka "Commie Martyrs" were the rivals of "More Science". Apparently there are people on the internet claiming to have attended both these schools. The Firesign Theater album happened to pop into my head when I saw the post on "Martyrs". My memory originally failed me as I thought Peorgie attended "Commie Martyrs" but was refreshed after I checked out the website Zeclabee sited where a guy claimed to have been a "commie Matryrs grad. This guy Durden is a Firesign Theater fan and has reviews of there albums on Amazon.com. Durden is a pretty funny -- "freelance pallbearer" lol. So don't believe that everything you find on the internet!