BENDER
Oh, precious things. I found the most adorable little figurine of mice having tea. And a framed picture of me when I was only a month old. But, the best part is, I found my exact feelings expressed in a greeting card.
You created me, Mom
So I guess you're to blame
For the love that I feel
Just from hearing your name...
[The others cringe at the sappiness of the message.]
...You're as tender as corned beef
And warm as pastrami...
[He opens the card and it finishes the message.]
GREETING CARD
I wuv my Mommy!
May 13 2007, 7:05 AM
locococo4284
Answer has 2 votes
locococo4284
Answer has 2 votes.
Thank you so much! I always forget about Mothers Day...
BENDER
Oh, precious things. I found the most adorable little figurine of mice having tea. And a framed picture of me when I was only a month old. But, the best part is, I found my exact feelings expressed in a greeting card.
You created me, Mom
So I guess you're to blame
For the love that I feel
Just from hearing your name...
[The others cringe at the sappiness of the message.]